This sounds like one of those Internet comments that eventually winds up getting entered as evidence

he president continued, then shitted

That tracks.

Great emperor God king Kim doesn’t poop (he doesn’t even have an anus), so his weirdo celebrity friends better not poop, either

Maybe he said “it’s mmm… Orally binding.” I don’t think he knows what a moral is.

Hadn’t you heard? Some day, one of these things is gonna cure cancer. We all just gotta kill ourselves subsidizing it until then!

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