Midnight Wolf

Nelson: ha ha

Uhoh

unserious

“dance (x15, I think)” in the clean version, “ass” in the dirty version

“google my ass”

“kiss my ass and my anus, cause it’s finally famous”

this chick has been a living joke for like 15 years lol. then I saw her face and yikes, it’s no wonder she wants everyone looking at her ass instead…

“why would I want to be fed pie? pizza is so much better” -those kids

“hey look, it’s only $18, with free shipping. I can install it myself and save so much money over those greedy mechanics”

3 days later, as the canister explodes and the biggest shard hits them in the eye

“AAAAAAAHHHHH” crash

But hey they saved a couple hundred bucks so that’s all that matters ✅

I have a big-box, unopened copy of Midtown Madness that I got a couple years ago. I had a MM2 box too when the game was new but it’s been lost to time. And a bunch of non-big box games like NFS MW 05 (and 12), Halo 2, Driv3r…

Sony: rrrrrrRRRREEEEEEE

laptops

puts my desktop on my lap

🌌🧠

Smh, now I have to get a Nintendo credit card?

(if you don’t get it, read the above comment again)

Interesting - my friend is on an amd card (don’t remember the model, want to say 6700/XT) and I’m on the 7900 XTX.

“what if we did halo [iteration], but with zombies? what do you mean they already have that? they did it when?! great, how the fuck do we innovate now? can’t we just add shooting some brown people and call it halo: space black ops?” -Activision ceo, tomorrow

I haven’t beat the story because a well-known bug with a door not opening near the end of a mission fucked me and my co-op friend, and we didn’t want to do the last 30 minutes all over again.

There are a lot of bugs in infinite - enemies not spawning (breaking missions), doors, the LOD being the minimum even though I am standing on the ground (so in addition to it looking like crayola ass, physical objects like walls don’t align with the visual representation… during a shootout… or a mission…)… and this was a year or so after launch. There are other issues too but it’s been a couple years and I’m just angry at this point. Half-assed if I’ve ever seen it.

I spent thousands of hours in CE and around a thousand in 2, on pc. MCC was exciting, since I finally got to play 3, ODST, and Reach. 4 is awful, and with the state of Infinite (and apparently 5), it’s no wonder they are recycling the good games. But it’s definitely over, like a washed-up rock band or a one-hit-wonder singer. And it’s all Microsoft’s fault.