Goodbye posts seem to be all the rage these days.
But I just wand you db0 guys to know, I’m not leaving yet.
Yes, I am somewhat disappointed. I wrote a cute, effortful essay to sign up to db0, and I subscribed to cats as soon as I could. I subscribed to both privacy and piracy for extra hijinks and confusion. I called out feddit.org for their zionism as often as I found myself able to. I even set subscribed feed to “Proportional” for a few eeks, just to “fake” an “algorithm”.
Yet I did not make it into The List.
But it’s not your fault, guys. It’s not on me either.
It’s just, sometimes, life deals you a hand, and you can either fold, or meme it through. I meme it through.
I like you guys. Who knows, maybe, one day I can make a community about something in db0, just so that I have an excuse to post an actual goodbye post sometime.
Or I can keep upvoting cats.
Seeing you later, guys! And thanks!
This is a case where you don’t actually need to “social!convince” anyone. It’s piracy, you are aiming for people who already want to go where the links are. You put the pirate stuff over IRC, people will go to the IRC. You put it on a Discourse forum, people will go to the Discourse forum. You put a catgirl to weigh their souls beforehand to check they are human, they’ll praise the catgirl.