Our library has all sorts of other stuff you can check out like telescopes or tools or cooking stuff. They also offer a variety of services. They’re adapting.

Choose zero:

Good
Fast
Cheap

Yeah, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Desktop GUIs have been in development for decades, of course there’s going to be little to improve on. Plenty to make worse though, as we’ve seen with Windows.

Imagine coming up with this idea and presenting it to your superiors instead of being so disgusted with yourself that you immediately splatter your brains all over the ceiling.