Duckdns.org and then set up a cron to update it regularly

Oh holy crap I shouldn’t be commenting on my phone, that’s a horrific mess. And the answer is not high or drunk at all, just bad at typing while on a conference call.

You know, my while is 3.4x faster to start up and get going than my car but I am not driving to Tampa on my ebike. Actually wouldn’t drive there in the car either. tampa smells like an infected armpit on your grampa Earl.