I know copyright isn’t the way to address what’s wrong with tech, but this here is a great way to poison the well for medium-to-large enterprise companies leeching off open source: if your software requires the work to function, it’s entire source code needs to be published.
Considering using this for my more polished stuff just to irk the companies that would otherwise be happy to use it.

Hold on now, the uptime number contains two digits that are nines! The image itself has four nines in total!