I’m sorry, but every article that doesn’t mention the incredibly easy and widespread disabling of the light is sucking meta’s disinformation cock

Obligatory Joanna “The Wonderful” Stern Link

Just delete the apps you don’t like?

Do you mean the 2007 original iPhone? Or like the iPhone 3G…

Because it wasn’t just them, they were lucky, it was a confluence of events, and it’d be pretty hard for any one company to kickstart anything as massive as the smartphone revolution again.

What are we looking for? Meta’s pervert glasses or tamagotchis?

Michael Bay’s direction has been known to melt brains

Of course, but bits of a previously sentient SR-71 Blackbird make him feel so much better and who are we to argue with that

Sorry Blackbird fans, they just need the bits to resurrect Optimus Prime

I read “are very short” like we’re quicker to wash and I was like nooo because my arms are so short :3

The fall recovery section is nightmare fuel

Where the Trump-as-Master Chief post is merely cringeworthy, the Homeland Security message is flat-out dangerous. Comparing immigrants in the US to a parasitic alien life form that infects and annihilates advanced societies is not deeply offensive, it’s also rooted in the worst of human history: As seen in the untermenschen of the Holocaust and “cockroaches” in Rwanda, to name a couple recent examples, dehumanizing the “other” so you can more easily inflict cruelty, injustice, and horrors upon them is hardly a new technique, and the US government’s messaging was not subtle.

You might think that using imagery from one of its best known videogames in a call to “destroy” immigrants would prompt Microsoft to action, or at least to express some small modicum of disapproval. For now, at least, you would be wrong: Rather like Nintendo, which eagerly picks copyright fights it knows it can win but kept its mouth tightly zipped when Homeland Security used Pokémon to promote violent immigration raids, a representative told PC Gamer that “Microsoft does not have anything to share on this matter.”

Unexpectedly good political commentary from checks notes PC Gamer