Just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, on account of how sticky my fingers get in corporate mega stores.

Exactly

You don’t steal all of it, you just miss the barcode on a couple items for the camera, so it looks innocent if somebody stops you.

I’ve been doing my part, you’re welcome everyone.

Oh so what, now I’m not allowed even my God damn fantasies anymore? Fucking ThoughtPolice!

/s

But also, a person’s imagination is their last vestige of freedom that so far, cannot be taken away.

Tears in Heaven?

T-bills and MMFs sound like something from different communities…

I think physical SIM slots are probably done for, why add more hardware that is “unnecessary” now?