I used to use nzbindex and the usual dcp groups to get comics but now they are all obfuscated or maybe they don’t get uploaded anymore. Can anyone clue me in to a good comic book indexer or how new stuff is being distributed?
You can serve static pages by using the error page config line with monitor uri
listen static-file bind :80 monitor-uri / errorfile 200 /usr/local/etc/haproxy/errors/200.http
I also just use acme certbot (setup via puppet letsencrypt module) to do the certs and there’s a restart haproxy post script on cert update

Haha I get it, something something doing it because we could,… But never ask if we should. But it’s a fun trick with haproxys features, you could probably also do something with acls and or lua too if you wanted to be fancy