• Nah, him being a vegetable would be objectively funnier.

        Imagine them having to wheel him around but he can’t make public statements. Suddenly everyone in the Republican party would be acting like he’s Steven Hawking well they weekend at Bernie’s him from place to place occasionally stuffing words into his mouth through the electronic keyboard or Twitter or whatever.

      • 12 days

        A ruptured aorta is the perfect way to go for these freaks. Supposedly very painful.