• I don’t want to alarm you, but Elon dropped over dozen of these marvels with unlimited money on de dancefloor.

  • “We will defeat communism, socialism, and Marxism in America.”

    Ah, so we’re REALLY not hiding the fascism now.

  • I’ll just keep watching for that stupid orange motherfucker’s obituary every morning.

  • “Just pretend my name is on the ballot” hopefully backfires big time.