• 5 hours

    The fact that it’s impossible to die reminded me of that Wolverine motorcycle game.

    • 4 hours

      It’s impossible to die? I just played it without using the yellow diamonds. I didn’t try to intentionally hit a mine though.

    • 8 hours

      Yeah but if you play the prequel without reading the novella first then what are you even doing with your life.

    • 8 hours

      there is a game boy side series that explains why the villain become the villain so he you would sympathise him to an extent - he actually has a point

    • All right first you’re gonna need to track down a Nokia N-gage, then what you’re gonna wanna do is take the battery out…

  • 9 hours

    It’s apparently vibe coded but no less hilarious because of it.

  • 11 hours

    I accidentally saved the whole city on my second playthrough!

    I had completely forgotten that’s what happens, but that’s obvious. Don will be so disappointed!

  • Where’s the part about making an account to “share your score with your friends”.

    Also missed the “Achievements”: the very first click should’ve triggered at least “Started your first sweep”, “Just got lucky: your blind click wasn’t a mine!”, “Cleared more than 10 blocks on 1 click” and “Cleared more than 20 blocks on 1 click”.

    Also didn’t saw any “sweep store” selling things like “Safe-click: is this click hits a mine it transforms into a flag instead of exploding”.

    I think this is more if Minesweeper was an AAA game 10 years ago.

    • 6 hours

      i like the part where ot always tells you where to click and the main character and the woman also constantly explain it xD

  • 9 hours

    I finished AAA-Minesweeper without dying. Just clicked all fields until everything was solved. Very nice atmospheric blood effect on the sides of screen, just like real bombs would hurt me. Unfortunately I had no audio; was there supposed to be some audio?

    Edit: Oh and the credits still roll while I was typing this.

  • This is fantastic! Wonderfully done and funny. Thank you!🙏

    Minesweeper is the GOAT of all timewasters. GTA6 is going to have a run for its money. Physical release?