My grandparents only hid in the basement while I was napping so when I woke up and saw piles of their clothing on the floor, static on the radio, water boiling on the stove, I’d think Jesus came back, took them To heaven and left my 7 year old ass here.

As an adult, now I think they wished they could go to heaven and leave me here

I use Amazon solely for ahem adult items. This will be interesting.

So I can finally get an Ai to get my Fully Armed Fetuses gun control law pushed through. Ai won’t touch it.

Can’t abort babies if they have little AR-15’s in the womb as mandated.