I don’t know if it still applies, but back in 2008 when I still lived near one a double-double and fries was only a dollar or two more than a double quarter meal at McDonald’s.

If we know that, so do they. If intergalactic travel is no different to them than driving across town is to you and me, why wouldn’t they?

To study us. You might as well ask why scientists bring wild animals in to study.

We never should have let that horse into the hospital.

Random official: Mr President, you fucked something up.

President Trump: Quick! Rename something!

Could you imagine Elon Musk running a fryer or injection mold for 8 hours? Who am I kidding? he’d never pass the piss test required to run the injection mold.

Better yet, seize their assets and make them try to make a go at it as a regular person.